Coaching by Phone Said Coach I Am
Coaching by Phone Said Coach I Am

By Dr. Patrick Williams

Pat in the Hat
(With appreciation and apologies to Dr. Seuss)

I’m a coach said Coach I am.
I’m a coach, I am! I am!
I can coach you from a beach.

I can coach you within reach.
I can coach you with bad hair.
I can coach you anywhere.

I can coach you internationally.
I can coach you somewhat fashionably.
I can coach you without borders.
I can coach you without orders.

I could coach you from a boat.
I can coach across a moat.
I can coach you from my car.
I can coach from very far.

I can coach you from my camper.
Even travel does not hamper.
I can coach your every movement.
I can coach toward life improvement.

I am a coach said Coach I AM.
I am a Coach – I AM.  I AM!

I can coach you from a boat.
I can coach when you’re remote.
I can coach you with bad hair.
I can coach you anywhere.

I can coach you from the beach.
I can coach you within reach.
I can coach you from afar.
I can coach you from my car.

I can coach and be real funny.
I can coach you with your honey.
I can coach about your life,
And even coach you and your wife.

I can coach you with a hat.
I can coach you with my cat.
I can coach you from Siam.
I’m a coach said Coach I AM!
 

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